flurpus

A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.

Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.

by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019

flurpass

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

by C n A June 11, 2018

flumpus

A cute way of referring to your cat's primordial pouch.

Jazzy has such a saggy flumpus.

by tehkiki January 27, 2017

Fluppus

A gay matinee or porpoise, usually seen wearing a top hat.

Charles, that hat makes you look like a fluppus!

by Blupus June 5, 2011

flurpes

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

by Dezman January 9, 2020

florpus

Florpus just florpus

Hey you know what a florpus is?
Yeah! its Florpus

by higbabib January 13, 2022

florpus hole

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.

-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?

-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.

by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022