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A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.

Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.

flurpus by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019

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flurpass

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018

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flumpus

A cute way of referring to your cat's primordial pouch.

Jazzy has such a saggy flumpus.

flumpus by tehkiki January 27, 2017

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Fluppus

A gay matinee or porpoise, usually seen wearing a top hat.

Charles, that hat makes you look like a fluppus!

Fluppus by Blupus June 5, 2011

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flurpes

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

flurpes by Dezman January 9, 2020

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florpus

Florpus just florpus

Hey you know what a florpus is?
Yeah! its Florpus

florpus by higbabib January 13, 2022

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florpus hole

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.

-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?

-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.

florpus hole by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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