flurpus

A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.

Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.

flurpus by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019

flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018

flumpus 

A cute way of referring to your cat's primordial pouch.

Jazzy has such a saggy flumpus.

flumpus by tehkiki January 27, 2017

Fluppus 

A gay matinee or porpoise, usually seen wearing a top hat.

Charles, that hat makes you look like a fluppus!

Fluppus by Blupus June 5, 2011

flurpes 

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

flurpes by Dezman January 9, 2020

florpus 

Florpus just florpus

Hey you know what a florpus is?
Yeah! its Florpus

florpus by higbabib January 13, 2022

florpus hole 

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.

-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?

-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.

florpus hole by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022