Spunds 

Finding arousal by placing your taint where it doesn't belong

I wouldn't use the riding lawnmower, That's where John gets his spunds on

Spunds by Pontus311 January 21, 2016

Spunds 

1.a group of teenagers that get together and look like their wrecking havoc but their really just being idiots.

2.To look like a badass hooligan but really being a stupid teenager

Hey look at those Spunds!

Spunds by TJ and Shoshana July 7, 2010

Spunds 

Rowan

"Rowan smells" That is Spunds.

Spunds by centralinterestbookpresentmain November 2, 2023

Sounds like a personal problem 

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

Sounds like a personal problem by kevinq October 24, 2010

spunksponge 

a female who is easy to get into bed. a slag/slut.

man to friend about woman: i bet she is a right spunksponge!

spunksponge by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays 

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010