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Spunds by centralinterestbookpresentmain November 2, 2023
Sounds like a personal problem
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
Sounds like a personal problem by kevinq October 24, 2010
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spunksponge by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays
Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
Sounds like my Ex-Wife
variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.
Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026