matinee 

1. any sex before the evening time, typically when people have sex twice in a day.

2. a ,movie before 6 oclock

1. Ian and I decided to have lunch at home today followed by a pleasuring matinee.

2. We saw the matinee because it was cheaper than the evening prices, plus we can have sex in the theater and no one's there!

matinee by Skank hoe November 11, 2006

matinee 

Sex in the afternoon, particularly when done semi-secretly.

I had to duck home for the matinee.

matinee by Fleegle November 2, 2004

matinee 

Going to a bar in the afternoon.

Let's go to the Oak Grove for a Matinee.

matinee by OakGrovester February 18, 2008

matinee session 

This is an Old School expression used to describe an afternoon of lovemaking or having sex or whatever you want to call it. A personal favourite.

Hey babe, would you like me to call around for a matinee session?

matinee session by EatMyWake April 20, 2018

matinee stripper 

A stripper past her prime, often found in clubs during daylight hours.

I think I got screwed with all these matinee strippers.

matinee stripper by jedithebomber January 26, 2011

Ladyboys the matinee 

Mildly tourettic term used by men in Carlisle, to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.

Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee

Ladyboys the matinee by Malcolm Alcock and Karl Wolfington September 16, 2008

ladyboys the matinee 

Mildly tourettic term used by men to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.

Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee.

ladyboys the matinee by Malcolm Alcock And Karl Wolfington September 16, 2008