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teleporting 

When you hit 88 while on an airplane.
Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?

Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.

Muff: Are you going to be drunk?

Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.
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Teleporting

Teleporting: the act of driving while blackout drunk or high, coming-to in a ditch with your kids in the backseat(often near a church), or in a Waffle House. See also: "shitfaced”, "FEMA's Gregg Phillips"
Greg Phillips to the police - “And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘a Waffle House.’ And: ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said: ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said: “‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real. It was Teleporting. Ask my kids in the back seat”

Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”

* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"
Teleporting by Whale Butt March 22, 2026

Teleporting

Teleporting: the act of driving while blackout drunk or high, coming-to in a ditch with your kids in the backseat(often near a church), or in a Waffle House. See also: "shitfaced”, "FEMA's Gregg Phillips"
Greg Phillips to the police - “And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘a Waffle House.’ And: ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said: ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said: “‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real. It was Teleporting. Ask my kids in the back seat”

Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”

* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"
Teleporting by Whale Butt March 22, 2026

Teleporting BDSM Chad 

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.
Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

Teleporting babies 

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack

Teleporting babies 

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe
teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry

Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)
Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...
Teleporting Tits by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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