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quando omni flunkus moritati 

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
You tried to say ‘F*ckking Marcus!’ but it’s just came out like Flarkus.
FLARKUS! Why’d you take all my diamonds?!?!
Flarkus by GreasySeth October 29, 2019
A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.
Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.
flurpus by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019
A Flukus is a man with a 12 inch eggplant, it is wanted by many, and is a natural treasure in England. As it throbs, it slowly turns into a dark crimson color.
I like to suck Flukus's eggplant
flukus by Mr, smart boi October 9, 2022