flurkus

to have an imaginary thought of doing the most diabolical things to your gf or bf in bed

last night my best friends jarvis had a flurkus about mya

by flurkus man December 12, 2023

quando omni flunkus moritati

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".

Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."

by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021

Flarkus

You tried to say ‘F*ckking Marcus!’ but it’s just came out like Flarkus.

FLARKUS! Why’d you take all my diamonds?!?!

by GreasySeth October 29, 2019

flurpus

A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.

Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.

by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019

flukus

A Flukus is a man with a 12 inch eggplant, it is wanted by many, and is a natural treasure in England. As it throbs, it slowly turns into a dark crimson color.

I like to suck Flukus's eggplant

by Mr, smart boi October 9, 2022