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Michelle Obama is hot, not like that flurj Laura Bush.
flurj by Jaydawgz March 9, 2014
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flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on
I have bad flurpass right now
flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018
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flurj • Flirj • flurb • flurge • Flurk • flurf • Flurch • Flur • Flurd • flurfing
Fake lurker. Used in the context of Twitch. Someone who intends to lurk, but ends up chatting. Could also be someone who says they were going to lurk, but knew they'd chat the whole time.
@elevvenmusic, you flurking? You said you were busy and now you are blah blah blah.
flurk by bweagle October 11, 2020
he is always loyal he tries to solve every problem and is always there when you need him he has almost always a solution to every question he is curious but also smart and cunning
Flurin is smarter than you think
Flurin by Macic tomy January 6, 2019
Flurn is similar to fluff or dust but particular to pockets only. Mostly found collected in corners of said pockets and around old lifesavers candies and other breathmints. No one knows for sure how this matter is created and it remains a mysterious irritant.
I stuck my hand in my pocket and pulled out a coughdrop only to find it was covered in flurn, dang it!
flurn by adelews July 19, 2007
music that's mad wack; a tune or jingle that is played, often on a jukebox, that only the person responsible for playing the song on the jukebox or radio system likes.
"I've never heard this song that guy just played on the radio, and quite frankly, i hate it! It's so flerjuke!"

"Oh my lanta! The music in Abercrombie & Fitch is so flerjuke!"
Flerjuke by LainoBottis May 1, 2009

flurburt 

To blow on someones belly making a fart sound.
Oh man!I popped a boner when my girl gave me a flurburt!
flurburt by thomasthedoubter November 22, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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