flurd

get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home

< andrewh> i think it stands for "get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home"

<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that's what you'd find.

by jenzaa January 14, 2011

flurd

an insult you make at someone who has drastically failed

Johnny died in fortnite. What a flurd.

by mikealiciouse March 7, 2018

Flurd

A Flurd Is A Little Tiny Ball Of Toilet Paper That Gets Caught In Ur Butt Hair , During The Whipping Process.

Bro, I Spent All Day Picking The Flurds out of ny butt

by Dylan Ivan February 15, 2007

flurd

four legged turd!

hey whats up, umm i think i have a problem......

what why do you say that
i pooped a four legged turd today!

flurd

by heyy!!!!! March 26, 2010