Flirj

1. An acronym for "First Lady? I'd Rather Jack-off....". Presumably the rest of the statement would be then fuck.

2. First Lady I'd rim job

1. I would fuck Laura Bush or Michelle Obama, but Hillary Clinton is too much of a flirj.

2. Laura Bush is a Flirj. I'd eat that ass for hours

by buster chestnutz October 24, 2008

Flirj

First Lady I'd Rim Job

Refers to Hilary Clinton, used in SNL Skit with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

"Stop referring to me as a flirj, I googled what it stands for and I don't like it" Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton

by Quirkymish December 09, 2008

Flirj

First Lady I'd Rim Job

"And don't refer to me as a Flirj. I looked it up online and I do not like that." - Amy Poehler as HIllary Clinton on SNL

by blueshoc12 October 29, 2008

Flirj

First Lady I'd Rim Job. Related to the word MILF

Hillary Clinton: "Don't refer to me as a flirj -- I Googled what it stands for, and I do not like it!

by snlwatcher October 29, 2008

Flirj

An acronym meaning: First Lady I'd Rim Job

From the opening skit of the 2008 season premiere of SNL with Fey & Poehler playing Palin & Clinton.

Palin: "Stop calling me a MILF"

Clinton: "And stop calling me a FLIRJ, I looked it up on the internet and I don't like it"

by thisgoball September 14, 2008

Flirj

(n) Term used in an SNL skit with Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton, meaning "First Lady I'd Like to Rim Job"

"And don't refer to me as a Flirj - I googled what it stands for and I do not like it." - Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton

Yo, McCain's wife is a Flirj daag

by MJG1991 October 31, 2008

FLIRJ

An acronym for "First Lady I'd Rim Job", and a reference to Hilary Clinton. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog:

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: "Don't refer to me as a 'MILF.'"

Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton: "And don't refer to me as a 'FLIRJ.' I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

by FeralCat September 14, 2008