noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
by adelews October 02, 2007
Get the jack averagemug. Continuing to speak to someone who is no longer logged on to whatever online vehicle you were both engaged in.
Example: On MMORPG when you are in a guild or have buddy chat enabled and someone logs on you get a window warning indicating that that person now exists in your cyber reality it gives no warning whatsoever when the person DC's or disconnects and you often continue talking to them...like and idiot...hence the "Air Talking"
by adelews June 29, 2007
Get the Air Talkingmug. noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
by adelews September 22, 2007
Get the jack averagemug. Noun
Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Kelly, "Hey check out that slut over by the end of the bar slobbering over Jen. I think his name is Jeff or something."
Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
by adelews October 03, 2007
Get the Slutmug. Verb
When a heterosexual man is forced, through circumstances beyond his control, to act or perform an act that may be perceived as mildly or completely homosexual by the heterosexual community. Usually to avoid dying or serious injury.
When a heterosexual man is forced, through circumstances beyond his control, to act or perform an act that may be perceived as mildly or completely homosexual by the heterosexual community. Usually to avoid dying or serious injury.
Cuddling for warmth with another man when the only other option is freezing to death.
Having to wear women's clothing or freezing to death.
"The furnace shut off in the middle of a snowstorm and it was -40, so me and Sean had to cuddle for warmth. We totally brokebacked."
Having to wear women's clothing or freezing to death.
"The furnace shut off in the middle of a snowstorm and it was -40, so me and Sean had to cuddle for warmth. We totally brokebacked."
by adelews November 14, 2007
Get the brokebackedmug. Four man rock band from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Famous for such songs as Shake Tramp, Fix Me and Say Anything. Gaining a lot of popularity due to punchy guitar riffs and melodic vocal sounds and infamy due to the risque lyrics to Shake Tramp.
Hey did you check out that new video of Shake Tramp with the uncensored lyrics on Youtube by Marianas Trench?
by adelews August 13, 2007
Get the Marianas Trenchmug. Noun. A shake tramp is someone who will literally do anything to get what they want. As popularized by the Canadian rock band Marianas Trench in their song "Shake Tramp". Can also specifically refer to using other "assets" besides your musical ones to gain a recording contract.
Park "I can't believe that skank got the promotion instead of me."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."
Terrance "Yeah, well I'm sure she wagged her butt like a shake tramp to get it."
by adelews August 15, 2007
Get the shake trampmug.