18 definitions by adelews
Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.
Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."
Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"
Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."
Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"
Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."
by adelews September 20, 2007
A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues
The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.
by adelews June 21, 2007
Verb
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.
Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.
Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.
Coco "Did you watch the Two Coreys last night?"
Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"
Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"
Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"
Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"
by adelews August 23, 2007
noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
by adelews September 18, 2007
noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
by adelews September 10, 2007
Eligible hormone driven adolescent males, who's only means of transport is public transit, and who therefore remain dateless.
by adelews June 12, 2007
Flurn is similar to fluff or dust but particular to pockets only. Mostly found collected in corners of said pockets and around old lifesavers candies and other breathmints. No one knows for sure how this matter is created and it remains a mysterious irritant.
I stuck my hand in my pocket and pulled out a coughdrop only to find it was covered in flurn, dang it!
by adelews June 14, 2007