flurdrobe

A floordrobe (a wardrobe.... spread across your floor) frequented by a cat (or other furry animal).

Ugh, my cat was on my floordrobe and now I have a flurdrobe - everything's covered in cat hair!

by fullfathomfive May 21, 2023

floordrobe

A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.

We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home.

by Melander December 24, 2008

Floordrobe

The part of your floor where discarded clothes are kept.

Have you seen that red shirt I like?
No. Try the floordrobe.

by HeeBeeDeeGee April 30, 2009

flordrobe

Where your clothes go when you're too lazy, or too preoccupied to put them away properly.

Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full.

We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.

by Heath Raftery October 15, 2007

Floordrobe

A pile of clothes on your floor that you're too lazy to put in the closet.

I gotta get dressed. Let me pick something from the floordrobe.

by TLephant May 13, 2009

Floordrobe

Leaving worn clothes all over the floor and also throwing your clean clothes on the floor instead of putting them away and picking through them when you need them.

Mum: Clean up your room, it's a disgrace. Put those clothes away.

You: No, it's my new floordrobe..

by T Reed October 1, 2007

floordrobe

A storage system for clothing created entirely by placing one's clothes on the floor.
a much lazier version of the wardrobe. Even lazier than the chairdrobe, plus you save a place to sit.

1: do you have a clean shirt I could borrow?
2: I don't know. Let me check my floordrobe

by sterlinglynn October 24, 2008