flubberfap

When you jack off but you are unable to see your dick, (AKA if you're fat) and you have to feel it out.

Man Xavier likes to flubberfap

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 11, 2018

flubbersnaps

Flubbersnaps means any cuss word you want to say, but can't. Just say it and people go, "huh?!"

"FLUBBERSNAPS! I hate chu!"
or
"YOU'RE SUCH A FLUBBERSNAP!" (and you can take off the 's')

by Teh Kinu July 11, 2004

flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.

Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.

by ruwisc October 15, 2009

flubbergab

One having a twenty pound labia.

Misty, get away from me with that flubbergab

by Jerrad (From Subway) October 3, 2003

Flubbergast

The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.

Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.

by Graham G. April 6, 2008

FlubberFucker

Someone who masturbates with some type of rubber.

I'm a flubberfucker too.

by OMFGHello969 October 25, 2017

flubberage

Being all Fat and Flubbery while rockin' out
a bad ass excuse for being a bad ass

Man their be mad flubberage up in that hizzy
the flubberage just oozes out of you

jeez matt your too fucking flubberage for your own good

by not zack October 8, 2006