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flubberfap 

When you jack off but you are unable to see your dick, (AKA if you're fat) and you have to feel it out.
Man Xavier likes to flubberfap
flubberfap by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 11, 2018
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flubbersnaps 

Flubbersnaps means any cuss word you want to say, but can't. Just say it and people go, "huh?!"
"FLUBBERSNAPS! I hate chu!"
or
"YOU'RE SUCH A FLUBBERSNAP!" (and you can take off the 's')
flubbersnaps by Teh Kinu July 11, 2004

flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.
Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.
flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

flubbergab 

One having a twenty pound labia.
Misty, get away from me with that flubbergab
flubbergab by Jerrad (From Subway) October 3, 2003

Flubbergast 

The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.
Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.
Flubbergast by Graham G. April 6, 2008

FlubberFucker 

Someone who masturbates with some type of rubber.
I'm a flubberfucker too.
FlubberFucker by OMFGHello969 October 25, 2017

flubberage 

Being all Fat and Flubbery while rockin' out
a bad ass excuse for being a bad ass
Man their be mad flubberage up in that hizzy
the flubberage just oozes out of you

jeez matt your too fucking flubberage for your own good
flubberage by not zack October 8, 2006
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