1. the most amazing people in the world who play the best instrument in the world, way better than trumpet players and they know it but they would never admit it.
2. all nice and funny... until the chair test, then their cut throat.
3. usually ninjas
john- what elective are you taking?
jenna- band
john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?
Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>