when you have a 3.5 inch, 1.44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.
a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force
he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway
he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck
"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"
Of or referring to a man's penis in a way that will not offend those who don't understand.
Girl 1 - "I hear Dan's got a huge floppy disk."
Girl 2 - "Really? I wanna see it."
Girl 1's Mom - "You kids still use floppy disks? That's so wonderful."
My floppy disk carrying case got wet when it rained, but my floppy disk remained intact and performing at a high level due to the water resistance of the carrying case.
1: The English form of the German diskette.
2.An archaic storage medium. It stores computerised data magnetically, and the common 3 1/2 inch disk can store 1.44 Megabytes of information (AKA practically nothing). The even older 5 1/4 inch disk is (thankfully) no longer heard of.
They are subject to extreme amounts of murphy's law as they will always be full when needed, will always require formatting when it contains the only copy of any important document/christmas card list.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.