floppydisk 

A person on WinWorld.

Oh? floppydisk has not gone to bed yet.

floppydisk by msdos6000 March 17, 2021

floppy disk 

when you have a 3.5 inch, 1.44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.

after a nice hard drive, i showed her my floppy disk.

floppy disk by Estafon September 27, 2005

floppydickpigdouchebag 

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck

"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

floppydickpigdouchebag by ck_princess July 25, 2009

floppy disk 

Of or referring to a man's penis in a way that will not offend those who don't understand.

Girl 1 - "I hear Dan's got a huge floppy disk."
Girl 2 - "Really? I wanna see it."
Girl 1's Mom - "You kids still use floppy disks? That's so wonderful."

floppy disk by yuskjr May 22, 2009

Floppy Disk Carrying Case

A device for transporting and protecting 3.5 inch floppy disks.

My floppy disk carrying case got wet when it rained, but my floppy disk remained intact and performing at a high level due to the water resistance of the carrying case.

Floppy Disk Carrying Case by floppy disk guy March 2, 2004

floppy disk 

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

floppy disk by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

Floppy Disk 

1: The English form of the German diskette.
2.An archaic storage medium. It stores computerised data magnetically, and the common 3 1/2 inch disk can store 1.44 Megabytes of information (AKA practically nothing). The even older 5 1/4 inch disk is (thankfully) no longer heard of.
They are subject to extreme amounts of murphy's law as they will always be full when needed, will always require formatting when it contains the only copy of any important document/christmas card list.

Hello floppy disk, bye bye sanity.

Floppy Disk by regs_ October 28, 2004