Latin: Mamorous Gigantis Gravitous Deflatums
When a
woman of advanced years, lays on her back on anything less than or equal to a twin
bed and each of her nipples make contact with the
floor simultaneously.
Caution, the
stove is hot. Mind your flibity flopidy.
I would suck on your flibity flopidies but I am allergic to powdered milk.
Kid, I’m
sorry….your grandmother cannot ride the gravitron on account of her flibity flopidies being exceedingly flibity flopitous, it’s a suffocation hazard, you understand. No one wants to experience flipidy flopitous asphyxiation.
They should make swifter tassels for their flibity flopidy.
Enjoy your time on the roller coaster, remain seated
please remain seated at all times, and keep all hands, arms, and any such flibity flopidy inside of the vehicle at all times. Disfrute
de su tiempo en la montaña rusa, permanezca sentado por favor, mantenga todas las
manos, brazos y flopiidades dentro del vehículo en todo momento.
