Wacken

Worlds biggest Heavy Metal Festival, staging on the first weekend of august every year.
It's location is in the very north of germany near the village Wacken, from which the festival's name derives.

With Wacken's population of ca. 2000 people and an estimated average age of 75, the Wacken can easily be considered the village with the highest ratios of
hardcore/age,
hardcore/population and
hardcore/area.

Let's go to Wacken!

Wacken by Rhllor October 18, 2008

Wacken

Abkürzung fûr WAnna be KanaCKEN.
Also Deutsche die sich wie Kanacken verhalten. Sind im Grunde genommen schlimmer, als das Original.
Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Festival.

Schau die Gruppe von Wacken an.

Wacken by WeiWan December 15, 2023

wackertastic 

Something that would be owned by, done by, or related to someone who would be considered a Wacker.

Wacker: "Dude, i drove with the lights and sirens on and used the air horn; it was sweet."
Non-Wacker: Wow that's wackertastic.

wackertastic by Wacker #1 August 12, 2009

carrot wacker 

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Wacknut 

Someone who has no notion of reality,and proceeds to do stupid shit and acts like a dumbass.

Steven what the fuck are you doing you wacknut.

Wacknut by MilkDot June 16, 2008

Wacker Neuson 

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop

Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!

Wacker Neuson by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017

wankend 

a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to masturbate.

Fellow: What are you doing this weekend.

Fellow 2: I've got to look after my mum, she's ill.

Fellow: having another wankend.

Fellow 2: i came out last week.

wankend by Ted Bailey July 8, 2009