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Flonks is a funny “British” way of saying “thanks” it is commonly used in gen Z and is pretty cool.
can you spin my lazy Susan?” “Yeah sure!” “flonks”
flonks by J rat the funny November 10, 2020
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DWILE FLONKS 

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.
DWILE FLONKS by lew May 3, 2004
The situation which involves Tom Fletcher and Danny Jones acting or seeming to be in love with each other. Many people believe it to be true, and write about it when something "Flonesy" occurs.

Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction
Example of when Flones occurs:

Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.

Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)

Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.
flones by Alexandra88 October 5, 2007

Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.
Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!
To give one a go at a task or activity
"Hey Shaun I can't seem to put my bra back on, I've been trying for ages"

"Stacey, let me have a flonkle, see if I can do it!"
Flonkle by shaun br August 6, 2008

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007