floham

A female brosef (from Anchorman).

Tina is totally my floham, brosef.

by Jargfart June 1, 2007

Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.

To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.

by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010

Flohmp

To casually place ones penis into another's mouth.

"Dude you need me to come over there and Flohmp anything into your mouth?"
"No I'm ok."
"Ok man, just checking."

...Yeah I just Flohmped her while she was texting her Mom.
Nice!

by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009

floamy

A type of texture or adjective for people or food.

An Icee that hasn't fully frozen.
person 1 "Dang my icee looks weird."
person 2 "Aw that thing is floamy!"

A person's face
person 1 "Have you seen Dave?"
person 2 "Yea, he's been looking floamy lately."

This is floamy, that is floamy.

by darknyan February 1, 2014

flohawk

When a lacrosse players hair is sticking out of the three middle vents in their helmet resembling a mohawk.

"Dude do you see that kid out there he totally has a flohawk going on

by hcking10 November 15, 2011

floam

(n): A synthetic substance, which posesses the ability to become whatever its user wishes it to be.

(v): The act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.

Yo, dat floam is off the gizzard, goawd!

Yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself..... to DEATH!!!

by GIR January 31, 2004

floam

that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF

commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS

later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit

by (: (: :) :) February 28, 2011