Flohmp

To casually place ones penis into another's mouth.

"Dude you need me to come over there and Flohmp anything into your mouth?"
"No I'm ok."
"Ok man, just checking."

...Yeah I just Flohmped her while she was texting her Mom.
Nice!

by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009

flompo

A very fat female step daughter.

Step Dad: Did you see Cassandra walk in the house and just maul the fridge?
Jim: Yes, she is a real flompo.

by Nard Smasher May 9, 2011

Flompy

Average state of being of a fennec

This fennec is flompy

by FaxDestroyer October 18, 2021

Floomp

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

by MrFloomp July 6, 2021

The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.

Oh! Make sure you flomp all the way up my leg!

by Omikron September 11, 2005

flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating

The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.

by the randy disher project December 17, 2010

Flompie

Gurpal's erectile disfunction.

man, that kid has a flompie!

by harpreetmahal October 17, 2011