a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.

Behold, His shining radiance, Pope Lucas the Flocculent, is among us!

Pope Lucas the Flocculent by darwinthehedonist November 27, 2007

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flocculent • Pope Lucas the Flocculent • Fucculent • Flacculence • Floatulent • flocculate • flocculation

flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.

Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"

flocculation by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009

Fucculent

Combo of Fuckin' Succulent, when something is extra delicious! Coined from Winston Spear.

"This chicken stuffed with ham is fucculent"

Fucculent by Charlene Gene July 29, 2007

Fucculent

adj. - used to describe someone who is very sexually desirable, by analogy with deliciously desirable food - a combination of 'fuck' and 'succulent'

Golly! That girl is giving me a diamond-cutter! She looks absotively fucculent!

Fucculent by friski varis September 30, 2016

Floatulent

1) The escape of air from one's swimsuit while underwater, making a fart-like noise.

2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.

His swimsuit became floatulent as he sank into the water, creating a donut like ring of air in his swimtrunks.

Floatulent by Red Smithery February 20, 2014

Flacculence

When one is under great stress and they fail to perform and instead completely shit their pants. Like Joe Flacco does every time he playes the Steelers.

Joe Flacco tried to show up to Heinz Field in the playoffs but Dick LeBeau gave him bad Flacculence. He Flacculated all over the place.

Fred went to the club to hook up with Julie W. but he had bad flacculence and struck out.

Flacculence by fred-berg January 16, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026