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flocculent by kaliyaan November 10, 2003
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Pope Lucas the Flocculent
a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.
Pope Lucas the Flocculent by darwinthehedonist November 27, 2007
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flocculation
the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.
Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"
flocculation by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009
Fucculent
adj. - used to describe someone who is very sexually desirable, by analogy with deliciously desirable food - a combination of 'fuck' and 'succulent'
Fucculent by friski varis September 30, 2016
Floatulent
1) The escape of air from one's swimsuit while underwater, making a fart-like noise.
2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.
2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.
His swimsuit became floatulent as he sank into the water, creating a donut like ring of air in his swimtrunks.
Floatulent by Red Smithery February 20, 2014
Flacculence
When one is under great stress and they fail to perform and instead completely shit their pants. Like Joe Flacco does every time he playes the Steelers.
Joe Flacco tried to show up to Heinz Field in the playoffs but Dick LeBeau gave him bad Flacculence. He Flacculated all over the place.
Fred went to the club to hook up with Julie W. but he had bad flacculence and struck out.
Fred went to the club to hook up with Julie W. but he had bad flacculence and struck out.
Flacculence by fred-berg January 16, 2011