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flocculent

having a fluffy or wooly apperence
the sheep is a flocculent animal
by kaliyaan November 10, 2003
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Pope Lucas the Flocculent

a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.
Behold, His shining radiance, Pope Lucas the Flocculent, is among us!
by darwinthehedonist November 27, 2007
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flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.
Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009
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Fucculent

Combo of Fuckin' Succulent, when something is extra delicious! Coined from Winston Spear.
"This chicken stuffed with ham is fucculent"
by Charlene Gene July 29, 2007
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Fucculent

adj. - used to describe someone who is very sexually desirable, by analogy with deliciously desirable food - a combination of 'fuck' and 'succulent'
Golly! That girl is giving me a diamond-cutter! She looks absotively fucculent!
by friski varis September 30, 2016
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Floatulent

1) The escape of air from one's swimsuit while underwater, making a fart-like noise.

2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.
His swimsuit became floatulent as he sank into the water, creating a donut like ring of air in his swimtrunks.
by Red Smithery February 20, 2014
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Flacculence

When one is under great stress and they fail to perform and instead completely shit their pants. Like Joe Flacco does every time he playes the Steelers.
Joe Flacco tried to show up to Heinz Field in the playoffs but Dick LeBeau gave him bad Flacculence. He Flacculated all over the place.

Fred went to the club to hook up with Julie W. but he had bad flacculence and struck out.
by fred-berg January 16, 2011
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