flat-headed

slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.

I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.

by henrysfeelingfine January 5, 2007

flat headed bitch

1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute

Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.

by Waysickerthanu June 12, 2023

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025

Flatheaded

otherwise known as; to be a Flathead. basically meaning slutty, jerky, or diddlerish.

Girl #1: so..me and adam hooked up today..
Girl #2: are you guys dating?
Girl #1: no.
Girl #2: *gasp* that's so Flatheaded of you!

by diddlegirl69 February 17, 2010