fling ting

A relationship less than 2 months

Nah it was a fling ting

by 76777. September 4, 2018

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

Flinging

The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.

Don't worry about my husband, he'll wait here patiently for me while I go flinging.

by SecretPlayWife October 12, 2018

Flingwing

A rotary wing aircraft, usually associated with a helicopter, however & to be fair can also be used to describe an autogyro

Do I really need to draw a picture for this one? If you ever saw a video of a helicopter accident you would understand why I refer to them as a flingwing!

by Flingwings September 2, 2006

Flinging in the rain

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation in the shower

Steve woke up with a morning glory so took matters into his own hands in the shower and went flinging in the rain

by Spookyonion April 28, 2005

Shit-flinging-monkey

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.

"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."

by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006

flinging the shrimp

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.

‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’

by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018