A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

fiber vice by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

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fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

fiber optic cable by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

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Fliberal

A liberal/leftist/progressive from Florida. A Florida Liberal is a Fliberal.

It can seem hard to find Fliberals amongst all the Trump Train boat parades in Florida... but there are at least 5 million of them!

Fliberal by ILovetheBurg April 7, 2021

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Flaberganus

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.

We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.

Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010

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