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fleshmometer 

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.
When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.
fleshmometer by JohanMack February 20, 2018

Freshmenopause 

An emotional and psychological phenomenon, exhibited most commonly during a college's student's initial return to his or her parents' home, often Thanksgiving weekend of freshman year. Fueled by confused and conflicted feelings about emancipation, dependence, and the vague feeling of losing one's home, and marked by mood swings, intermittent boredom and impatience with loved ones, and sometimes erratic behavior.
After initially being amused by the home office her parents set up in her old room, Rosie's freshmenopause kicked in, causing her to scream tearfully over pumpkin pie that her parents never really loved her. Rosie apologized profusely 10 minutes later, told her parents she loved them very much, and asked for some money.
Freshmenopause by Earl Anderson December 4, 2020

fleshmesh 

Fleshmesh is also known as nude or flesh colored ladies panty hose.
You could tell Carla was embarrassed when I pointed out that huge run in her fleshmesh.
fleshmesh by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

fleshkimo brothers 

When a bro uses another bros fleshlight, thus making them fleshkimo brothers.
Timmy- "Dude, did you use my fleshlight?"

Jim- "Sorry man my girl was on her period and I was horny as fuck"

Timmy- "Dammit dude that makes us fleshkimo brothers now!"

Fleshmen's 

An internationally known print shop located in the heart of the infamous city of Orlando.
Fleshmen's Quality Printing
Fleshmen's by MickeyMao November 13, 2011

fleshmelons 

A slang term for a woman's breasts.
Come lick my luscious fleshmelons.