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fleshmometer 

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.
When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.
fleshmometer by JohanMack February 20, 2018

Freshmenopause 

An emotional and psychological phenomenon, exhibited most commonly during a college's student's initial return to his or her parents' home, often Thanksgiving weekend of freshman year. Fueled by confused and conflicted feelings about emancipation, dependence, and the vague feeling of losing one's home, and marked by mood swings, intermittent boredom and impatience with loved ones, and sometimes erratic behavior.
After initially being amused by the home office her parents set up in her old room, Rosie's freshmenopause kicked in, causing her to scream tearfully over pumpkin pie that her parents never really loved her. Rosie apologized profusely 10 minutes later, told her parents she loved them very much, and asked for some money.
Freshmenopause by Earl Anderson December 4, 2020

fleshmesh 

Fleshmesh is also known as nude or flesh colored ladies panty hose.
You could tell Carla was embarrassed when I pointed out that huge run in her fleshmesh.
fleshmesh by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

fleshkimo brothers 

When a bro uses another bros fleshlight, thus making them fleshkimo brothers.
Timmy- "Dude, did you use my fleshlight?"

Jim- "Sorry man my girl was on her period and I was horny as fuck"

Timmy- "Dammit dude that makes us fleshkimo brothers now!"

Fleshmen's 

An internationally known print shop located in the heart of the infamous city of Orlando.
Fleshmen's Quality Printing
Fleshmen's by MickeyMao November 13, 2011

fleshmelons 

A slang term for a woman's breasts.
Come lick my luscious fleshmelons.
fleshmelons by britney spears May 22, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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