3 definitions by Earl Anderson
45 minutes ago: Wow, those bananas are brown and disgusting.
Now: Wow, this banana bread is delicious! Thanks, I meant to eat them a week ago. I procrastibaked!
Now: Wow, this banana bread is delicious! Thanks, I meant to eat them a week ago. I procrastibaked!
by Earl Anderson January 29, 2023
An emotional and psychological phenomenon, exhibited most commonly during a college's student's initial return to his or her parents' home, often Thanksgiving weekend of freshman year. Fueled by confused and conflicted feelings about emancipation, dependence, and the vague feeling of losing one's home, and marked by mood swings, intermittent boredom and impatience with loved ones, and sometimes erratic behavior.
After initially being amused by the home office her parents set up in her old room, Rosie's freshmenopause kicked in, causing her to scream tearfully over pumpkin pie that her parents never really loved her. Rosie apologized profusely 10 minutes later, told her parents she loved them very much, and asked for some money.
by Earl Anderson December 4, 2020
A vehicle adorned with multiple bumper stickers that feature political, activist, or other cause-related messaging; esp. those which are ostentatiously self-righteous
I was stuck in traffic behind a real causemobile on the way to work today. Funny enough though, the experience did nothing to change my stance on abortion.
by Earl Anderson July 19, 2017