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fleshgait 

Fleshgait refers to a creature that lives in the wilderness, can perfectly mimic human voice and appearance by stealing a human's skin (and presumably killing them) but cannot recreate their behavior or memories perfectly/at all. They do learn quickly though. There's more, but that's the basic idea.
"Chris, fleshgaits aren't real."

"They totally are, I saw one!"
fleshgait by brainlet304 November 23, 2022
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Fleshpatch 

A patch of skin where your genitals should be.
Andy: "Do you think he is going to get laid tonight?"

Chris: "impossible bra, he has a fleshpatch."
Fleshpatch by trippyhippie November 2, 2010

flesheater 

a pale and pasty person with sunken eyes and a hollow stare.

the walking dead.

a zombie.

a person who clearly must be dead but is as of yet unaware of it.
I walked into this creepy old dive and the place was full of flesheaters
flesheater by wearegolem August 27, 2003

flashgasted 

“YO YOU HEARD JAY GOT FLASHGASTED? WHO GOING TO HIS FUNERAL?
flashgasted by vickypooh March 9, 2021

fleshpit 

Any broad who lets you stab the fleshpit the first night, is definitely a good human being.
fleshpit by Chris Johnson February 23, 2004

fleshitarian 

Someone who eats primarily the flesh of animals. Often used as a pejorative term by vegetarians. The healthiest lifestyle possible, according to all scientists in the known (and parts of the unknown) universe.
All he eats is meat, that fleshitarian! Now I understand why he is so healthy and has such a great protein intake. You know the proteins you can't get from anywhere else. Fleshitarianism is the way to be.
fleshitarian by Dr. Funk April 23, 2005
When one is rudely woken in early morning hours by insects burrowing, chomping and squiggling under the skin eating Fleshfast.
She wanted to sharpen each claw of her back scratcher to fine razor-edged points and scratch the unkind burrowing insects out of her abdomen, breast and nipple. It was the beginning of their day as they searched for some juicy new flesh to eat. Their morning activities rudely woke her at 12:47am, as they began to squiggle & chomp their way through her body, looking for some tasty fleshfast. Bad little hungry nocturnal burrowing beasties!
fleshfast by BonnsterMonster October 14, 2020