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A gloomy individual who obsesses about music.
"Did you see that guy in all black at the back of the coffee shop, head down staring into the void?"

"That was a guy...?"

"Fair point"

"Well whatever, they were a total Flenser"

"Yeah, they were now-flensing, for sure"
flenser by OADGAFAIC March 23, 2023
Words you can keep
When in an argument, the person who is actually being defensive tells the other person to quit being so defensive because they do not want to be called out for defending themselves first.
Wife: I told you to take out the trash.
Husband: I wasn't home, you could've done that.
Wife: Stop being so god damn defensive all the time.
Husband: You're just saying that, you fenser.
Wife: You're a bitch, you got me.
fenser by Tom444B March 9, 2009
Related Words
Slice the skin or fat from (a carcass, esp. the blubber off a whale).
Archer's mom: "Pam (who's a nosy fat whale), I should have you flensed." (From pretty hilarious show Archer.)
flense by Big Uncle G November 27, 2012

Toby Flenderson 

The absolute scum of the earth.
See also
- Pure Evil
- Divorced
- Opposite of sexy
- Evil Snail
- Jackass
Guy 1:Feck off Toby Flenderson
Guy 2:yeah fuck him
Guy 1: he's got testicles for teeth
Guy 2: he puts his pants on backwards
Guy: man...... fuck Toby Flenderson
Toby Flenderson by Jskajxn May 6, 2019

Flendering 

The act of flendering is simply when one person is flirting with another person yet not using any verbal or physical actions. They are simply flirting back and forth using their facial expressions. This is often seen through "kissy faces", "blushing", "Winky-Dinks", and the "Shrugging of shoulders combined with a slight smirk". A combination of all these result in what is known as floundering.
Felipe: Hey Javier!
Javier: Hey felipe!

Felipe: I enjoyed your use of floundering last night on snapchat
Javier: *Winks *Smirks

Felipe: *Shruggs shoulders while blowing a kissy face and winking his eyes
Carolyne: Wow they are floundering right in front of me.
Flendering- Flirting by using only facial expressions
Flendering by Still Not Jab January 25, 2017
Flender is a more hip way of calling someone cool.There are different types of flender as well,and degrees.
You have flender today, it's coming from your shirt.

You have musical flender.


Flender by tunabreath October 17, 2008
A differen't way of calling someone cool or fashionble. There are different degrees of flender and types.
She has musical flender.

You have flender all around you.

His shoes gives him flender.
Flender by tunabreath October 17, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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