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When in an argument, the person who is actually being defensive tells the other person to quit being so defensive because they do not want to be called out for defending themselves first.
Wife: I told you to take out the trash.
Husband: I wasn't home, you could've done that.
Wife: Stop being so god damn defensive all the time.
Husband: You're just saying that, you fenser.
Wife: You're a bitch, you got me.
fenser by Tom444B March 9, 2009
Related Words
Slice the skin or fat from (a carcass, esp. the blubber off a whale).
Archer's mom: "Pam (who's a nosy fat whale), I should have you flensed." (From pretty hilarious show Archer.)
flense by Big Uncle G November 27, 2012

Toby Flenderson 

The absolute scum of the earth.
See also
- Pure Evil
- Divorced
- Opposite of sexy
- Evil Snail
- Jackass
Guy 1:Feck off Toby Flenderson
Guy 2:yeah fuck him
Guy 1: he's got testicles for teeth
Guy 2: he puts his pants on backwards
Guy: man...... fuck Toby Flenderson
Toby Flenderson by Jskajxn May 6, 2019

Flendering 

The act of flendering is simply when one person is flirting with another person yet not using any verbal or physical actions. They are simply flirting back and forth using their facial expressions. This is often seen through "kissy faces", "blushing", "Winky-Dinks", and the "Shrugging of shoulders combined with a slight smirk". A combination of all these result in what is known as floundering.
Felipe: Hey Javier!
Javier: Hey felipe!

Felipe: I enjoyed your use of floundering last night on snapchat
Javier: *Winks *Smirks

Felipe: *Shruggs shoulders while blowing a kissy face and winking his eyes
Carolyne: Wow they are floundering right in front of me.
Flendering- Flirting by using only facial expressions
Flendering by Still Not Jab January 25, 2017
Flender is a more hip way of calling someone cool.There are different types of flender as well,and degrees.
You have flender today, it's coming from your shirt.

You have musical flender.
Flender by tunabreath October 17, 2008
A differen't way of calling someone cool or fashionble. There are different degrees of flender and types.
She has musical flender.

You have flender all around you.

His shoes gives him flender.
Flender by tunabreath October 17, 2008