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The guy loves to flench! , we were flenching last night, We had loads of drinks and flenched all day.
Flench by Mr flench June 13, 2018
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The simultaneous facial and sphincter clench just before a fart is released. 'Flench' is therefore a fusing of the key words 'fart' and 'clench'.
Mary: "My goodness can you smell that? Who farted?"
Joe: "It was Mark, I saw him flench right before the smell hit"
flench by Fuse fan February 26, 2010
To rest ones chin on another persons thigh whilst seated and whilst picking up something that has dropped on the floor.
When he realised that a playing card had dropped from the table to the floor, he flenched on Garry to pick it up.
Flench by NickG-IGI October 2, 2020
The Knee Deep in Pain book defines Flenches as a combination clench and flex.
Flenches are done to build muscle strength slowly, with deliberation. Flenches help in combating arthritis.
Flench by hayatsante October 1, 2012

Flench babies 

After Flenching someone, spit the semen on the vagina, the woman then uses the juices as a lube and masturabtes with it thus ending with her getting pregnant.
Helena, you gave birth to Flench babies, do you understand that your husband had them in his mouth for a minute?
Flench babies by Yes Yes Yes! October 12, 2009

French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

French Horning 

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.
Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.
French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016
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