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The simultaneous facial and sphincter clench just before a fart is released. 'Flench' is therefore a fusing of the key words 'fart' and 'clench'.
Mary: "My goodness can you smell that? Who farted?"
Joe: "It was Mark, I saw him flench right before the smell hit"
flench by Fuse fan February 26, 2010
To rest ones chin on another persons thigh whilst seated and whilst picking up something that has dropped on the floor.
When he realised that a playing card had dropped from the table to the floor, he flenched on Garry to pick it up.
Flench by NickG-IGI October 2, 2020
The Knee Deep in Pain book defines Flenches as a combination clench and flex.
Flenches are done to build muscle strength slowly, with deliberation. Flenches help in combating arthritis.
Flench by hayatsante October 1, 2012

Flench babies 

After Flenching someone, spit the semen on the vagina, the woman then uses the juices as a lube and masturabtes with it thus ending with her getting pregnant.
Helena, you gave birth to Flench babies, do you understand that your husband had them in his mouth for a minute?
Flench babies by Yes Yes Yes! October 12, 2009

French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

French Horning 

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.
Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.
French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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