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The simultaneous facial and sphincter clench just before a fart is released. 'Flench' is therefore a fusing of the key words 'fart' and 'clench'.
Mary: "My goodness can you smell that? Who farted?"
Joe: "It was Mark, I saw him flench right before the smell hit"
flench by Fuse fan February 26, 2010
To rest ones chin on another persons thigh whilst seated and whilst picking up something that has dropped on the floor.
When he realised that a playing card had dropped from the table to the floor, he flenched on Garry to pick it up.
Flench by NickG-IGI October 2, 2020
The Knee Deep in Pain book defines Flenches as a combination clench and flex.
Flenches are done to build muscle strength slowly, with deliberation. Flenches help in combating arthritis.
Flench by hayatsante October 1, 2012

Flench babies 

After Flenching someone, spit the semen on the vagina, the woman then uses the juices as a lube and masturabtes with it thus ending with her getting pregnant.
Helena, you gave birth to Flench babies, do you understand that your husband had them in his mouth for a minute?
Flench babies by Yes Yes Yes! October 12, 2009

French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

French Horning 

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.
Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.
French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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