fleish

what kids do in the 954 instead of real activities. Ivolves any sort of psycho-active or depressent chemical abuse, as well as the after math of said chemicals. Also see vegitating .
May also be used in place of a sigh, to illustrate resent or disinterest.

Kid 1: DUUDE! i just got this awesome long board lets go shredddd
Kid 2: Don't bother me, I'm Fleishing.
Kid 1: fleish

by sneakysnyder August 14, 2011

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

by msdee December 16, 2016

Felish

How Grayson Dolan picks up girls when he was 15 on a dating app

Felish me your f**king snapchat user! Now!

by #OliviaGrace August 29, 2018

flesh chimney

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

fleshmometer

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.

When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.

by JohanMack February 20, 2018

Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.

We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.

by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012