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flatulatory rape 

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
flatulatory rape by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup 

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.
I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

Flatulator 

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
Flatulator by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008

self-flatulation 

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Flatulatory 

1) Adjective; something that is of a Flatulent Nature. Odor emitting.
2) Nimrodical use/tense of the word "Flatulence".
Christy embrangled her co-workers with her Flatutory prowess.
Flatulatory by Lucky Skunk January 6, 2005

Pre-pull flatulation 

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.
Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".
Pre-pull flatulation by TheWads December 27, 2009