5 definitions by Phantom187
The result of oversized labia colliding with each other, causing a loud audible smacking sound, usually heard during a Flap House Fandango event.
In the middle of her jumping jack exercises, the Professional Lady experienced uncontrolled Flapperwacking due to her loose fitting yoga pants and exacerbated by her monstrous crotch lips.
by Phantom187 June 4, 2023
A person that fettishes on vaginal flatulence.
by Phantom187 September 1, 2019
A person who fettishes vaginal flatulence
by Phantom187 September 1, 2019
A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.
During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.
by Phantom187 June 4, 2023
A thick, moist cream cheese like deposit, located primarily in the feminine crotch area- created by flap friction during vigorous exercise in high temp environments or in low temp environments depending on flap mass.
After an extended fast walk session, a large reservoir of Knickerflap Grundle Gravy was evident in the professional lady's yoga pants.
by Phantom187 June 4, 2023