flani

plural noun- plural form of flan;
a group of flan

"Look at those crazy flani."
"You two are some pretty rad flani"

by Rachichi January 18, 2008

flaniganed

To completely fuck something up. To be completely fucked.

"Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."

"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."

by micromanagedman August 21, 2016

Fanistons

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

by 890 December 31, 2008

Fanimorous

To be highly attracted or enticed by something. it's a magnetic vibe that wants you to have, own or be with. This word is of Nigerian Origin. It is derived from the Yoruba word "Fanimora" Which means to Hold Close and the suffix ous is added to it

That meal is fanimorous. I want a fanimorous outfit.

by Dagigabox May 25, 2016

Flacial

It's a Portmanteau word formed from the combination of Glacial (frozen) and Flary (bright), which refer to anything that looks or feels like bright ice-like crystals.

Person 1: that watch looks bright like crystal dude!
Person2: It's called a Flacial watch.

by StoleTheSauce June 20, 2021

Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

Feanian

A Man that is obsessed and addicted to always looking good and clean. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is popular for making the best grooming and skin care products.

1. Jack is such a Feanian, it takes him two hours to get ready for the night... What a Feaner!

2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.

by Anthony-JackBlack January 13, 2010