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flaniganed
"Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."
"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
flaniganed by micromanagedman August 21, 2016
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flanieren • flanimal • Flanish • flani • flanigan • flaniganed • Flaniganization • flanika • Flanimation • flaning
Fanistons
Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
Fanimorous
To be highly attracted or enticed by something. it's a magnetic vibe that wants you to have, own or be with. This word is of Nigerian Origin. It is derived from the Yoruba word "Fanimora" Which means to Hold Close and the suffix ous is added to it
Fanimorous by Dagigabox May 25, 2016
Flacial
It's a Portmanteau word formed from the combination of Glacial (frozen) and Flary (bright), which refer to anything that looks or feels like bright ice-like crystals.
Flacial by StoleTheSauce June 20, 2021
Flacid February
The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.
Flacid February by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018
Feanian
A Man that is obsessed and addicted to always looking good and clean. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is popular for making the best grooming and skin care products.
1. Jack is such a Feanian, it takes him two hours to get ready for the night... What a Feaner!
2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.
2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.
Feanian by Anthony-JackBlack January 13, 2010
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.