flatgusted 

A strange sort of mix (not really) of the two words 'flattered' and 'disgusted', used to show a strange feeling that no other word or phrase can quite convey. Also slight shock perhaps.

(Made up on my kitchen floor at three in the morning, sorta stoned and eating profiteroles)

Someone 1: I was making out with this guy last night, and all of a sudden I feel a hard on in his pants.
Someone 2: Oh mah God!
Someone 1: I don't know whether I should feel flattered, or disgusted - I've only known him for three hours.
Someone 2: Go for flatgusted, I think that's a pretty good compromise between the two.

flatgusted by Horrorrorror- May 9, 2010

flatusteam 

When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people

roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!

flatusteam by rayjay91 April 14, 2023

Flatbushed 

To have an incredibly large pile of shit placed in front of your door. It can be done as a form of retaliation against a perceived slight, or simply because someone doesn't like you.

Origin: Flatbush, Brooklyn, where this form of justice is carried out on an alarmingly regular basis.

After Cynthia told her neighbor Ray to keep the noise down, she opened the door the following morning to see she had been Flatbushed and she started gagging on the smell.

Flatbushed by agentmoose September 8, 2013

flambusted 

A word first used by youtuber ‘deb smikle’. it is defined as feeling schocked or “flabbergasted” after an unexpected romantic and/or sexual experience.

“My boyfriend just kissed me for the first time! I feel so flambusted 🤗”

flambusted by Lotus_Nell December 4, 2023