flambucus 

lily hobbs is a slag

“yo bro isn’t lily flambucus”

flambucus by demetriusilitic August 27, 2023

Flambanus 

Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.

Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )

Flambanus by Davedale August 9, 2019

Flambuctuate

to defeat an opponent in a spectacularly violent fashion, usually involving bullets or a special move.

AHHH !! FLAMBUCTUATED !!! BEAST !!..you didnt even see the Zangief coming

Flambuctuate by H-Carr March 14, 2009

Flamboush 

A combination of the words"Flamboyant" and "Whoosh" which describes a flaming mistake or accident. Something that is over the top and outrageously wrong.

Throwing pine tar on a campfire was a total flamboush -- the flames reached 10 feet in the air!

The shoes she wore to the party were a total flamboush with her dress!

Flamboush by SuzGoldGreen June 29, 2012

flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

flabacus by von groovy June 20, 2017

Flabuluslus 

A whore that sucks fat rolls that are found underneath breasts.

You a flabuluslus.

Flabuluslus by G/O/A/T October 4, 2011

flambumstrous 

To be very boastingly good; loud and proud
Exciting in a loud way

John told everyone about the flambumstrous concert he went to

flambumstrous by FolderMcVocabman69 March 8, 2023