Flakie

Word used to describe White (caucasian) people

I was walking down the road & a couple of Flakies tried to eyebal, so I knocked their F'ing teeth out

So I was in the V.I.P & this Flakie walked in I said "Hey, who turned on the fucking lights eh?" told him to get the fuck outta here!

Listen I had this Flakie bitch, bent over by her hair, making her feel every fucking inch

by Driffz May 4, 2010

Russian Passion Flakie

When you harshly rub your fist on someone’s pubic hairs to rub out all the pubic lice

“I had pubic lice, but luckily my good old friend Barbara was willing to give me a nice Russian passion Flakie to rid of those pesky critters”

by GameOver34750 March 23, 2021

russian passion flakie

Russian Passion Flakie

The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair

Hayley gave me a hard Russian passion flakie last night and I'm still all red

by Squishy Frog March 23, 2021

passion flakie

When a sexy chica stops you short at first base and your rock hard maple louisville slugger goes ignored, despite your mutual history with grand slams.

That hot tamale gave me blue balls for the last time, I've had it with that passion flakie!

by kennex December 9, 2013

Flakee

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"

Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*

by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019

Khorne Flakes

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

by Walla-bang-bang May 19, 2011

flakesican

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.

I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.

by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017