flakeskin

fake snakeskin

Bitch got her flakeskins on tonight.
Look who got their flakeskins on?

flakeskin by anonymous September 29, 2026

flakesican 

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.

I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.

flakesican by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017

Multi-flasking 

A phenomena in which everyone on the ski lift has a flask of booze and shares it with the rest of the chair.

G: Dude, why is your bloody leg bone sticking out of your ski pants like that?
B: No idea dude, it might have been the multi-flasking I indulged in prior to the bunny hill.

Multi-flasking by Bryan Gilbreath February 25, 2009

Black-flakking 

Black-flakking is the the act of tricking others into opening a link to the much talked about music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This trick is very similar to rickrolling. To be Black-flakked is to be the victim and the act of Black-flakking is done by the predator/troll. The prank is considered to be funny because the song is horrible in many, many ways.

Troll: Hey, dude, you should really check out this video! It's super hilarious and has monkeys!
(secretly sends link to "Friday" because they are
Black-flakking)
Victim: Okay!
(opens link)
Victim: WTF?! That was the worst music I've ever heard!
Troll: You just got black-flakked! U mad, bro?

Black-flakking by Jeopardydude April 30, 2011

Fakestinian 

An Arab outcast from Syria, Jordan, or Egypt who believes in a concocted myth of a sovereign Arab state called "Palestine" (despite no such state historically existing). Favorite hobbies include throwing rocks at either civilians or the IDF and then screaming like a toddler when getting a taste of his own medicine, during thousands of rockets at Israeli civilians and crying foul when IDF retaliates, stabbing random Israeli civilians.

The Fakestinian justifies this savage barbaric behavior as "resistance to occupation". In this case "occupation" refers to the state of Israel in it's entirety not just the disputed territories.

The Fakestinian is the archetypal wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll bleat about how evil the "Zionists" are while himself being brainwashed to murder, maim, and injure any random "Yahud" he can find. Classic projection.

Also a bit suspicious how most pro Israel definitions here have been removed while revisionist Fakestinian propaganda is massively upvoted. Surely just a coincidence right?

Fakestinian by Wake Up July 11, 2022

Flanerkin Chair 

An extremely large chair with a deep back.

Wugga couldn't help but take a picture of her four young children sharing the flanerkin chair as they watched t.v.

Flanerkin Chair by Uncle Joo June 4, 2010

flaskinating 

The phenomenon wherein alcohol increases the appeal of an already delightful object or activity.

Have you seen how clean Charles Manson keeps his cell?! Flaskinating!

flaskinating by Smiling Larry April 17, 2017