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fascinating

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.
fascinating by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016

fascinating new thing 

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
fascinating new thing by Crow June 1, 2006

Fascinating

Fascinating. Originating from the Latin term of "Divine Penis" But means something amazing or shocking. Usually used with a positive connotation
That was truly fascinating!
Fascinating by Pearing Pear March 17, 2020

Fascinating

Frequently used sarcastically to point out how irrelevant someone's opinion was to the conversation at hand.
Can be accompanied by an eyebrow arch and a chin stroke.

However, if used in the normal 'attention grabbing' sense, you are queer. 'Nuff said.
Guy 1: I had such a crappy day at work. My boss..
Guy 2: Dude, I played halo all last night.
Guy 1: Fascinating....Anyway, as I was saying..etc
Fascinating by Mattlololl August 24, 2008

Flastibating

The act of masturbating whilst flasid
"I didn't have enough time to get it up so I started flastibating instead"
Flastibating by Dr.F November 16, 2013

flaccinating 

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.
Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.
flaccinating by rg bloque July 31, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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