flaskinating 

The phenomenon wherein alcohol increases the appeal of an already delightful object or activity.

Have you seen how clean Charles Manson keeps his cell?! Flaskinating!

flaskinating by Smiling Larry April 17, 2017

fascinating

extremely interesting.

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.

fascinating by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016

fascinating new thing 

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

fascinating new thing by Crow June 1, 2006

Fascinating

Fascinating. Originating from the Latin term of "Divine Penis" But means something amazing or shocking. Usually used with a positive connotation

That was truly fascinating!

Fascinating by Pearing Pear March 17, 2020

Fascinating

Frequently used sarcastically to point out how irrelevant someone's opinion was to the conversation at hand.
Can be accompanied by an eyebrow arch and a chin stroke.

However, if used in the normal 'attention grabbing' sense, you are queer. 'Nuff said.

Guy 1: I had such a crappy day at work. My boss..
Guy 2: Dude, I played halo all last night.
Guy 1: Fascinating....Anyway, as I was saying..etc

Fascinating by Mattlololl August 24, 2008

Flastibating

The act of masturbating whilst flasid

"I didn't have enough time to get it up so I started flastibating instead"

Flastibating by Dr.F November 16, 2013

flaccinating 

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.

Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.

flaccinating by rg bloque July 31, 2011