Multi-flasking

A phenomena in which everyone on the ski lift has a flask of booze and shares it with the rest of the chair.

G: Dude, why is your bloody leg bone sticking out of your ski pants like that?
B: No idea dude, it might have been the multi-flasking I indulged in prior to the bunny hill.

Multi-flasking by Bryan Gilbreath February 25, 2009

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multi-flasking

Bringing multiple flasks to an event where one just won't do.

Got two flasks bro. Two flasks.
Ahh. Multi-flasking. I like it.

multi-flasking by McFALLONohhhya June 18, 2011

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multiflasking

when a person mixes drinks that don't belong together because he's trying to start a fad

person 1: vodka tastes great with soy milk
person 2: stop multiflasking, that's disgusting

multiflasking by dan trainor March 22, 2007

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Multiflasking

Having more than one alcoholic beverage in hand at the same time.

Fuck, that guy is mashed.
Yeah, he was multiflasking all night.

Multiflasking by Mulitiflasker July 14, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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