flagestry 

the cool kids who don’t have tapestry but have a cool flag that says “saturday’s are for the girls” and put it on their wall in replace of tapestry call it flagestry

woah your flagestry is rleally cool!

flagestry by #coolkiddo December 16, 2018

fapestry 

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.

"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"

fapestry by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011

flaggotry 

Excessive patriotism which is overcompensation for personal inadequacy.

Driving around in your white '91 Ford Bronco blasting "Proud To Be An American" with is a good way to demonstrate your flaggotry.

flaggotry by McGone February 5, 2009

fagetry 

really gay;complete bullshit

1.Tom put your dick away,i will not stand for this fagetry anymore!

2.Stacie didnt fuck Bob thats just fagetry u dumbass!

(me and chris made this up)

fagetry by Matt36000 January 14, 2008

No Fagetry 

When one says something completely gay, but ends the sentence with "No Fagetry" and it is alright. The term eliminates all fagetry from what was said.

Man you look so good today...no fagetry.

No Fagetry by -YaR- June 11, 2007

fagetry 

A happening of gayness.Used in an ongoing action that could be deemed homosexual.

"ayo alex, could you stop this fagetry, stop blowing anthony!!"

fagetry by Krooklynkid December 25, 2007

Fagetry 

The categorie of thought or action of being gay or homosexual.

Tins thoughts latley been sifting into fagetry

Fagetry by Datdudesteve23 April 20, 2014