Definitions by Matt36000

croch turkey 

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

croch turkey by Matt36000 January 15, 2008

fagetry 

really gay;complete bullshit

1.Tom put your dick away,i will not stand for this fagetry anymore!

2.Stacie didnt fuck Bob thats just fagetry u dumbass!

(me and chris made this up)

fagetry by Matt36000 January 14, 2008