flapestry

Extremely stretched-out labia.

Damn bro. Shes been around so much, her meat curtains have turned into a flapestry.

by ccorned beefor February 26, 2017

fapestry

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.

"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011

flagestry

the cool kids who don’t have tapestry but have a cool flag that says “saturday’s are for the girls” and put it on their wall in replace of tapestry call it flagestry

woah your flagestry is rleally cool!

by #coolkiddo December 16, 2018

Flapstrap

From the Latin 'Lacina videlicet lorum' this word refers to the thin line of pubic hair on the inner vaginal flaps that is always missed while shaving. Specifically it can be located between the labia majora and the labia minora. It has been said to strongly remind one of the classic male 'chin strap' beard.

"So I was going down on my girl last night and damn. I just could not unsee that flapstrap."

"Girl looked like she had an upside down Jason Derulo down there!"

by Merchants of Fine Muff May 11, 2015

Flamestrike

A Master of elemental forces with fire and all things relating to Pyro. A Dark King who rules with a hand that of almost godlike.

That Flamestrike is strong enough to overtake the king.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003