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Flacial
It's a Portmanteau word formed from the combination of Glacial (frozen) and Flary (bright), which refer to anything that looks or feels like bright ice-like crystals.
Flacial by StoleTheSauce June 20, 2021
Flacid February
The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.
Flacid February by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018
flacid pancake
flacid pancake by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023
Mid flacid
The point where, your dick isn’t soft but it isn’t rock hard. Usually when it’s not popping out but it has a shape
Mid flacid by Ikerthelord December 22, 2018
Flacibo
When an erection seems to be present but upon further investigation, the realization of a flacid penis presents itself.
After watching a cops marathon I thought it was time to jiggle the ole cream noodle, but realized my erection was just a flacido.
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."
Flacibo by Chiefdoodie February 14, 2019
flacid pedro
Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.
Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"
Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"
Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"
flacid pedro by phillyyy March 6, 2011