Flacing

The act of flexing your face muscles when a projectile is approaching the gravitational pull of your face

She was juggling the remotes and I couldn't help but flace because she basically threw It at me, Its okay though she caught it.

She pretend to helping, then she stop and laughing at me cause I was flacing in a funny way

by Rotten_Pancakes September 2, 2011

Flacing

Ejaculating on to a woman's face just above the eyebrow so that semen drips down and makes a lace like structure on her face.

Rebecca likes Harry but isn't too fond of flacing because it ruins her makeup.

by Dr. Wolfdick August 22, 2016

Flacing

The result of a man ejaculating on a woman's face above the eyebrow and semen dripping down, making a lace-like structure. face semen lace ejaculation

Rebecca got flacing on her when she had a rendezvous with Bill.

by Dr. Wolfdick August 20, 2016

I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Riding the Flamingo

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.

I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

by Jizz Maestro October 1, 2017

Flaming Brian

Pouring hot sauce on a tampon and shoving it up a person's ass.

He's presenting himself, and she gives him the ole' Flaming Brian.

by Inquisitor8.1 December 19, 2014

flamingocore

Genre of music that’s “hardcore/punk/metal-adjacent” but still socially acceptable to be played in coffee shops/“non-hc” places.

Some examples of this genre would be: Metz, Daughters (2018-present), Hot Snakes, Mission of Burma, etc.

Originating from a coffee shop called “The Flamingo” in Jacksonville, FL

Person1: “dude did you hear that new Ceremony record?”
Person2: “yeah they’re going totally Flamingocore”

by feelawful October 23, 2020