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flaccing

The momentary period of foreplay prior to a titjob when a man causally glides his half-erect penis across a woman's chest. Flaccing is not necessary to consummate the said titjob but is generally accepted as standard sexual preparation for most heterosexual, titty-related intercourse.
Man: Bro, I finally flacced Kristi last night while we were watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.
by carltonkid11 October 11, 2017
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Flaccidgasted

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted
Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?
by quayleman2 December 31, 2012
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Flaccidgasm

The complete and utter opposite of an orgasm, in which one's erect penis becomes completely flaccid and limp. Often used as an exclamation of surprise and disgust at something completely un-arousing.
Guy 1-"Dude did you see Julie last night at the club?"
Guy 2-"That fat bitch? You're into her? FLACCIDGASM!"
by TheSophistrator April 14, 2010
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flaccinatting

when an event so fascinating occurs, the penis goes limp.
that new James Bond movie was good, but i like the old sean connery ones, he's flaccinatting
by Flaccid fool August 30, 2010
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Flancing

A combination of Dancing & Flying. Standing around with arms outstretched, to music either real or in your own head. Traditionally performed while intoxicated. Making your own noises is optional.
There wasn't much going on at the party, but after a couple of beers I found myself Flancing.
by hugo-a-go-go March 3, 2011
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flacking

1. The repeated and often rhythmic sound created during elderly sex.

2. The flapping of loose, dry skin against loose, old skin.
I was walking down the hall past Verna's room and could have sworn I heard the sound of Seymore flacking her!
by Vapor Kave January 7, 2012
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flaccinate

The fascination of the girth, length, or weight to strength ratio and/or lack thereof regarding another man's genitalia.
Karl, I am flaccinated at the sheer size of your penis.
by Ron Jon of West Virginia August 26, 2016
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