flaccing 

The momentary period of foreplay prior to a titjob when a man causally glides his half-erect penis across a woman's chest. Flaccing is not necessary to consummate the said titjob but is generally accepted as standard sexual preparation for most heterosexual, titty-related intercourse.

Man: Bro, I finally flacced Kristi last night while we were watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.

flaccing by carltonkid11 October 11, 2017

Flaccidgasted 

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

Flaccidgasted by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

Flaccidgasm

The complete and utter opposite of an orgasm, in which one's erect penis becomes completely flaccid and limp. Often used as an exclamation of surprise and disgust at something completely un-arousing.

Guy 1-"Dude did you see Julie last night at the club?"
Guy 2-"That fat bitch? You're into her? FLACCIDGASM!"

Flaccidgasm by TheSophistrator April 14, 2010

flaccinatting 

when an event so fascinating occurs, the penis goes limp.

that new James Bond movie was good, but i like the old sean connery ones, he's flaccinatting

flaccinatting by Flaccid fool August 30, 2010

Flancing 

A combination of Dancing & Flying. Standing around with arms outstretched, to music either real or in your own head. Traditionally performed while intoxicated. Making your own noises is optional.

There wasn't much going on at the party, but after a couple of beers I found myself Flancing.

Flancing by hugo-a-go-go March 3, 2011

flacking 

1. The repeated and often rhythmic sound created during elderly sex.

2. The flapping of loose, dry skin against loose, old skin.

I was walking down the hall past Verna's room and could have sworn I heard the sound of Seymore flacking her!

flacking by Vapor Kave January 7, 2012

flaccinate 

The fascination of the girth, length, or weight to strength ratio and/or lack thereof regarding another man's genitalia.

Karl, I am flaccinated at the sheer size of your penis.

flaccinate by Ron Jon of West Virginia August 26, 2016