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Flaccking

An adjective to describe another adjective, first heard used by Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco following his teams win, mistaken for another F word not allowed on broadcast television.
"This is flaccking awesome," he shouted to a teammate after winning the big game.
by ShadeyHillRanch February 4, 2013
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Flaccidgasted

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted
Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?
by quayleman2 December 31, 2012
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Flaking

Flaking is what a Nikos does when he make plans with his friends, yet fails to show up last minute. This usually includes the Nikos leaving his friends on read and not telling them about changed plans beforehand.
"Yo, this Nikos is flaking on us today again! That's the sixth time this week, bruh. What an asshole."
by ewrhfoi October 16, 2020
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Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit
Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days
by AyAron87 March 14, 2022
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flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole
by TIm January 7, 2007
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Flicking the frijol

An action characterized by a woman pleasuring herself. Where the bean resembles the clitoris and the female hereby flicks it in a repetitive motion to entice and orgasm. Also known as "Flicking the bean".
Look at ol'girl over ther she's flicking the frijol!!!
by William A. Alief, TX April 15, 2011
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Fracking Mess

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.
"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."
by CookPu69 January 13, 2014
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