flaccidity
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Flaccidity
Flaccidity by DrGonorrhea March 20, 2026
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Flaccidity Effect
Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Flaccidity Effect by Xtappo February 27, 2020
Flaccidity Effect
Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Flaccidity Effect by Xtappo February 27, 2020
Instant Flaccidity
An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.
Instant Flaccidity by RocketManFL January 15, 2007
Spontaneous Flaccidity
What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.
I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.
Spontaneous Flaccidity by The D Abides February 22, 2010
Flaccidiot
flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/
noun
a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)
/ˈflasɪdɪət/
noun
a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)
- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"
"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."
"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."
Flaccidiot by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023
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