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flabbershated 

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.
when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!
flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009

Flabbershmonker 

(Noun) The most annoying person you know; (Exclamation/informal) The swear word above all cuss words
(Noun) "My swim coach is a real flabbershmonker.";
(Exclamation) "Holy flabbershmonker!"

flabbershafted 

when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick
He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted
flabbershafted by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010

flabbersnatch 

a morbidly obese woman whose genitals are completly engourged in fat.
"DAMN, look at that huge flabbersnatch!"
flabbersnatch by lifeisshort03 March 21, 2010

Flabbermitch 

A common term used when a prostitute has hustled you for horrible service.
Prostitute: "Okay buddy pay up."

Flabbermitched Victim: " Are you fucking kidding me. I've been flabbermitched!"
Flabbermitch by kungfu_panda November 9, 2011

flabbershook

When a person, specifically a close friend, comes across a moment that shocks, surprises, excites, confuses, or terrifies them in an extreme way. Can be used with any emotion that causes a large reaction
"Vicky went into that haunted house and came out flabbershook!"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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