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flabbershit 

You know when you fart and shit at the same time and your ass cheeks clap real fast?
"nahh man i just had the worst flabbershit"
"bro those are literally the best wdym"
flabbershit by LuukTheGamer July 14, 2023
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flabbershated 

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.
when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!
flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009

Flabbershmonker 

(Noun) The most annoying person you know; (Exclamation/informal) The swear word above all cuss words
(Noun) "My swim coach is a real flabbershmonker.";
(Exclamation) "Holy flabbershmonker!"

flabbershafted 

when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick
He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted
flabbershafted by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010

flabbersnatch 

a morbidly obese woman whose genitals are completly engourged in fat.
"DAMN, look at that huge flabbersnatch!"
flabbersnatch by lifeisshort03 March 21, 2010

Flabbermitch 

A common term used when a prostitute has hustled you for horrible service.
Prostitute: "Okay buddy pay up."

Flabbermitched Victim: " Are you fucking kidding me. I've been flabbermitched!"
Flabbermitch by kungfu_panda November 9, 2011

flabbershook

When a person, specifically a close friend, comes across a moment that shocks, surprises, excites, confuses, or terrifies them in an extreme way. Can be used with any emotion that causes a large reaction
"Vicky went into that haunted house and came out flabbershook!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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