flabbershit 

You know when you fart and shit at the same time and your ass cheeks clap real fast?

"nahh man i just had the worst flabbershit"
"bro those are literally the best wdym"

flabbershit by LuukTheGamer July 14, 2023

flabbershated 

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.

when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!

flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009

Flabbershmonker 

(Noun) The most annoying person you know; (Exclamation/informal) The swear word above all cuss words

(Noun) "My swim coach is a real flabbershmonker.";
(Exclamation) "Holy flabbershmonker!"

Flabbershmonker by Donutpearphone June 15, 2016

flabbershafted 

when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick

He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted

flabbershafted by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010

flabbersnatch 

a morbidly obese woman whose genitals are completly engourged in fat.

"DAMN, look at that huge flabbersnatch!"

flabbersnatch by lifeisshort03 March 21, 2010

Flabbermitch 

A common term used when a prostitute has hustled you for horrible service.

Prostitute: "Okay buddy pay up."

Flabbermitched Victim: " Are you fucking kidding me. I've been flabbermitched!"

Flabbermitch by kungfu_panda November 9, 2011

flabbershook

When a person, specifically a close friend, comes across a moment that shocks, surprises, excites, confuses, or terrifies them in an extreme way. Can be used with any emotion that causes a large reaction

"Vicky went into that haunted house and came out flabbershook!"

flabbershook by welcometomyusername August 13, 2018