flabbershafted

when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick

He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted

flabbershafted by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010

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flabbershated

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.

when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!

flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009

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flabbershafted • flabbershated • Flabberghasted

Flabberghasted

Struck dumb with astonishment and surprise.
Surprised beyond all belief.

Later America found out Bush lied about WMD, we were all flabberghasted!

Flabberghasted by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. December 9, 2008

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flabberghasted

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

flabberghasted by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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