flabbershafted 

when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick

He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted

flabbershafted by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010

flabbershated 

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.

when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!

flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009

Flabberghasted 

Struck dumb with astonishment and surprise.
Surprised beyond all belief.

Later America found out Bush lied about WMD, we were all flabberghasted!

Flabberghasted by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. December 9, 2008

flabberghasted 

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

flabberghasted by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004