flabbershated 

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.

when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!

flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009

Flabberghasted 

Struck dumb with astonishment and surprise.
Surprised beyond all belief.

Later America found out Bush lied about WMD, we were all flabberghasted!

Flabberghasted by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. December 9, 2008

Flabbernated 

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.

You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

Flabbernated by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009

flabbershafted 

when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick

He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted

flabbershafted by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010

flabberghasted 

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

flabberghasted by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

flabbergoated 

When you’re absolutely flabbergasted, but can’t get goats off of your mind

“No! I had no clue she was my sister, I’m absolutely flabbergoated…. I mean flabbergasted” *thinks about mountain goats*

flabbergoated by TaylorSwiftISGay November 26, 2022