fitzwater
fitzwater by Johnny69618 November 4, 2007
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firewater
Reference to strong alcohol. The Indians used this word to describe alcohol given to them by the white colonists.
Hook me up with some of that firewater, dawg.
Firewater
Presidential aid: Mr. President the Indians are getting restless again, they are pissed about the redskins name and want more govt money to compensate for it.
President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
Firewater by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014
firewater freakout
An alcohol induced freakout which usually include death threats, crying, physical violence, paranoia, and bouts of extreme mood swings that are a precursor to the above mentioned activities.
Is used to describe any alcohol induced freakout, not just the ones from hard liquor.
Is used to describe any alcohol induced freakout, not just the ones from hard liquor.
After drinking the entire bottle of whiskey, the lightweight had a firewater freakout. It took three football players to take his ass down before he stopped hitting his girlfriend.
firewater freakout by ViciousVariable July 25, 2004
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